If I knew I was going to meet the president, I would have worn a tie. I mean, look at me. I look like a schlemiel.
This book is a bargain! 9.95. It makes a great gift for your grandchildren. If you’re lucky enough to have any.
So tell me something. Are you’re so smart? How come you spent eight years at M.I.T. to become a cable repairman?
It’s the White House, for crying out loud. You can’t just drive up and ring the bell.
All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.
All I’m saying is that they got people to handle these things. They want HBO, they’ll call you.