A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you’d think misfortune would get tired, but then time is your misfortune.
The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me.
Misfortunes never come single.
It takes two to make an accident.
I was a victim of a series of accidents. As are we all.
An accident is sometimes an unhappy woman’s best friend.
Accidents don’t happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.