A mathematical formula for happiness: Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations.
You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?
What makes a fool is an inability to take even his own good advice.
Well, I really don’t advise a woman who wants to have things her own way to get married.
The only advice I can give you is what you’re telling yourself. Only, maybe you’re too scared to listen.
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
It was, perhaps, one of those cases in which advice is good or bad only as the event decides.
It is said that the night brings counsel, but it is not said that the counsel is necessarily good.
If a man knows where to get good advice, it is as though he could supply it himself.
I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.
As a general rule,’he had once said, ‘people ask for advice only in order not to follow it; or, if they do follow it, in order to have someone to blame for giving it.’
Advice? You’re too old to be given it and too young to take it…