Divorce Quotes

You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

When you divorce someone, you divorce their whole family.

Love is a decision? That’s right. A decision. Not a feeling. That’s what you young people don’t realise. That’s why you’re always off divorcing each other.

Divorce is to the practice of law what proctology is to the practice of medicine.

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.[Le divorce est probablement de la même date à peu près que le mariage. Je crois pourtant que le mariage est de quelques semaines plus ancien.]

Certain women of a lymphatic temperament will pretend to have the spleen and will even feign death, if they can only gain thereby the benefit of a secret divorce.[Quelques femmes lymphatiques affecteront d’avoir le spleen, et feront les mortes pour obtenir les bénéfices d’un secret divorce.]

Building your dream home is a fast-track to divorce.