Today a doctor could make a million dollars if he could figure out a way to bring a boy into the world without a trigger finger.
It is the best sign in the world when a physician makes the patient laugh.[Lorsque le médecin fait rire le malade, c’est le meilleur signe du monde.]
I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another’s company and aid in consultation. A doctor who cannot take out your appendix properly will recommend to you a doctor who will be unable to remove your tonsils with success.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.[Доктора — те же адвокаты, с тою только разницей, что адвокаты только грабят, а доктора и грабят и убивают…]