It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
The day s*** is worth money, poor people will be born without an a**hole.[El día en que la mierda tenga algún valor los pobres nacerán sin culo.]
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.
Sometimes there’s no harm in postponing your work until later.[translation by Richard Howard]Sometimes there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day.[translation by Katherine Woods][Il est quelquefois sans inconvénient de remettre à plus tard son travail.]
One loses everything when one loses one’s sense of humor.
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
