Watching TV gives you confidence. When you see how stupid people generally are on the box it makes you feel smart. And scientific studies show that people who feel smart perform better than people who feel stupid.
You is kind, you is smart. You is important.
Stupid people ask stupid questions. Clever people answer them.
I may die young. But at least I’ll die smart.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.[The Remarkable Rocket]
Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.
A smart man only tells half of what he thinks.