Watching TV gives you confidence. When you see how stupid people generally are on the box it makes you feel smart. And scientific studies show that people who feel smart perform better than people who feel stupid.
You is kind. You is smart. You is important.
Stupid people ask stupid questions. Clever people answer them.
Nothing is so necessary for a young man as the society of clever women.[Ничто так не нужно молодому. человеку, как общество умных женщин.]
If I can fool a bug, I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs.
I may die young. But at least I’ll die smart.
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.[The Remarkable Rocket]
