It’s easy to do well when the outcome is decided.
It doesn’t matter how many people sit at the table. What matters is they have a place to sit.[to Beth]
If you can’t sleep through a man’s snoring, you ain’t tired enough.
I’ve come to the conclusion that the only thing on this earth that can kill me is me.
I think after us, the exploring’s all done.[to Tate]
I don’t regret one sin I’ve committed. It’s the one I’m about to commit that worries me.[to Father Bob]
I don’t know, Carl. First man might be worth meeting. It’s the second man I wonder about.[Carl Reynolds: I hope I never meet the first man who thought it was a good idea to ride a bull.]
I consider every option. And I choose the one that’s best for my family. If it helps you, it’s a coincidence.[to Malcolm]
How cute does an animal have to be before you care if it dies to feed you?[to Summer]
God gives us tragedies so we can pass along how we survived it to the next generation of sufferers. [to Monica]
Every man needs a dream, but dreams take courage.[to Dan]
Brand isn’t something you earn, it’s something you live up to.