Failure? F***ing failure? Let me educate you, motherf***er. I’m Kano. I’m the Black f***ing Dragon. And who are you two, huh? You’re some f***ing cave-dwelling hippy, twirling his anal beads, taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker, who wears a hubcap as a helmet. Now, sit down, shut up and pass me a f***ing egg roll.

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