Once upon a time, before I came, you cried and cried and watched TV all day, until you were a zombie, but then I zoomed down from Heaven through skylight into Room. Whoosh-pshew! And I was kicking you from the inside. Boom, boom! And then I shot out onto Rug with my eyes wide open, and you cutt-ed the cord and said, “Hello, Jack.”

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