Ash vs Evil Dead Quotes - MagicalQuote https://www.magicalquote.com The place where magic turns in quote... Sat, 30 Dec 2017 19:17:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.9.3 One false move, and I will Second Amendment your brains all over this truck. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/one-false-move-and-i-will-second-amendment/ Sun, 13 Dec 2015 18:48:33 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=12540 There’s one thing I learned from Ash. Shoot first, ask questions never. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/theres-one-thing-i-learned-from-ash-shoot-first-ask-questions-never/ Tue, 13 Dec 2016 19:11:36 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=19623 Last time I was here with a girl, I was hopin’ to get laid. Didn’t quite work out that way. I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. It was a fun weekend. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/last-time-i-was-here-with-a-girl-i-was-hopin-to-get-laid/ Sun, 20 Dec 2015 21:04:09 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=12942 If I’ve learned anything from you, Ash, it’s that if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/if-ive-learned-anything-from-you-ash/ Mon, 28 Dec 2015 21:08:12 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=13084 Hey, I’m looking for a friend. He’s, uh, tall, dumb, smells like… bread. Um, oh yeah, chainsaw arm. Probably should’ve, led with that one, but… https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/hey-im-looking-for-a-friend-hes-uh-tall-dumb-smells-like/ Sun, 04 Dec 2016 13:28:30 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=19286 First thing I got to do is see a guy about a book. Must be some spell I can say to undo all this. The other first thing I got to do is some cardio, ’cause my heart is jackhammering like a quarterback on prom night. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/first-thing-i-got-to-do-is-see-a-guy-about-a-book/ Mon, 02 Nov 2015 21:22:10 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=11825 Yes, I’m upset. Yes, I’m behind the wheel. Yes, I’m drunk. And maybe my license isn’t the fancy kind from the DMV. But at least I’m drunk! https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/yes-im-upset-yes-im-behind-the-wheel/ Wed, 07 Dec 2016 19:38:51 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=19362 Without good, there is no evil. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/without-good-there-is-no-evil/ Sun, 03 Jan 2016 19:15:07 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=13115 With all due respect, your tiny brain is a lot safer without my problems inside it. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/with-all-due-respect-your-tiny-brain/ Mon, 02 Nov 2015 21:15:39 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=11817 We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we’re keeping Michigan moist. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/were-not-leaving-a-trail-of-blood-and-guts-behind-us/ Sun, 13 Dec 2015 18:42:45 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=12535 We gave peace a chance. Now it’s time for war. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/we-gave-peace-a-chance-now-its-time-for-war/ Sun, 02 Oct 2016 17:32:46 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=17647 Trust me, once you get jacked in the face, it’ll all click. I can’t even get my nut up to rumble unless I’ve had a good shot to the chin. https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/trust-me-once-you-get-jacked-in-the-face/ Tue, 10 Nov 2015 17:18:58 +0000 https://www.magicalquote.com/?post_type=seriesquotes&p=11966