No matter how badly we want something to work, too many things we can’t control are in the way.
Next time we hire an intern I’m going to suggest they do a better psych evaluation.
Naked in the gas station, that’s a dignified way to go.
Love looks not with the eyes but with the heart, and therefore is lost to Cupid’s mighty dart.
Let me make something perfectly clear. You and I do not have complete control here. Welcome home.
It’s better to believe in a monster than know the truth.
It is so weird that you slept with both of them when they were each other. I mean, come on. Relationships are confusing enough as it is without getting into that kind of, you know… bizarre arithmetic.
Is this another “back from the dead” thing, because I’m really not ready to host another Jack the Ripper party.
If you’re not in a database somewhere, you probably don’t exist.
If they’re looking for a Grimm, the last place they’d expect to find one is with a Blutbad in the middle of the Black Forest.
If I could explain the motives of women, I’d still be married.
I wanted to tell you I just didn’t know how.
