I’m here. Apologies for the tardiness, Your Honor. I had trouble finding parking.[Judge Price: Where is your counsel?]
I’m being punished for doing the right thing. I get fired for saving people, and now I can’t get another job because of it. What were those years of law school even for?
I’m a much better lawyer than I am a Hulk.
I spent a lifetime running from this aspect of myself. Denying half of your being is no way to live, trust me.[to Jennifer]
I know you didn’t ask for this, but whether you like it or not, you’re now a superhero.[to Jennifer]
I know you can’t wait to see Wong. I get it. I just wanna make sure that you don’t think this is one of those cameo every week type of shows. It’s not. Well, except Bruce. And Blonsky. And Wong. Just remember whose show this actually is.
I just wanna move on with my life, live in peace on a large piece of property purchased for me by my seven soul mates.[to Jennifer]
I don’t care what anybody says about me. There’s something in this country called due process.
I did not go to law school and rack up six figures in student loans to become a vigilante. That is for billionaires and narcissists. And adult orphans, for some reason.[to Nikki]
I cannot wait for this to be over so I can go back to being a normal anonymous lawyer. Who also happens to be a Hulk.
I can’t even exist without being a derivative of the Hulk.
God, everybody loves Wong. It’s like giving the show Twitter armor for a week.
