I’m incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That’s not an exaggeration. In fact, I’m incapable of exaggeration.
Forgive me for not stopping by sooner to welcome you to the block. My mother-in-law was in town, so I wasn’t.
Boys… Thanks for choosing me to be your mom.[to Tommy and Billy]
A family is forever. We could never truly leave each other, even if we tried.[to Tommy and Billy]
What’s the big dealio? Big guy has a conflict, twins need a father figure for the night. Don’t sweat it, sis. I got the old XY chromosome. Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
This whole little life you’ve made, this is Chaos Magic, Wanda. And that makes you the Scarlet Witch.
The only way forward is back.
Snooper’s gonna snoop.[to Monica]
If Wanda is the problem, she has to be our solution.
I may be late to the party, but I imagine there is a logical explanation for this.
I can’t wait to be a proud papaya.
I assure you I’m married. To a man. A human one and tall.[to Agnes]
