1.0MagicalQuotehttps://www.magicalquote.comMagicalhttps://www.magicalquote.com/author/magical/rich600338<blockquote class="wp-embedded-content" data-secret="ysIHKBKLyR"><a href="https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/so-this-is-my-story-clouded-by/">So this is my story clouded by lost brain cells, self-aggrandizement, and maybe a little bull****, but how could it not be, this f*****g life? Hey, you know what? Let me just shut up, put the record on for you, drop the needle, and crank up the f*****g volume.</a></blockquote><iframe sandbox="allow-scripts" security="restricted" src="https://www.magicalquote.com/seriesquotes/so-this-is-my-story-clouded-by/embed/#?secret=ysIHKBKLyR" width="600" height="338" title="“So this is my story clouded by lost brain cells, self-aggrandizement, and maybe a little bull****, but how could it not be, this f*****g life? Hey, you know what? Let me just shut up, put the record on for you, drop the needle, and crank up the f*****g volume.” — MagicalQuote" data-secret="ysIHKBKLyR" frameborder="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0" scrolling="no" class="wp-embedded-content"></iframe><script type="text/javascript"> /*! This file is auto-generated */ !function(c,d){"use strict";var e=!1,o=!1;if(d.querySelector)if(c.addEventListener)e=!0;if(c.wp=c.wp||{},!c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage)if(c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if(t)if(t.secret||t.message||t.value)if(!/[^a-zA-Z0-9]/.test(t.secret)){for(var r,a,i,s=d.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),n=d.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret="'+t.secret+'"]'),o=0;o<n.length;o++)n[o].style.display="none";for(o=0;o<s.length;o++)if(r=s[o],e.source===r.contentWindow){if(r.removeAttribute("style"),"height"===t.message){if(1e3<(i=parseInt(t.value,10)))i=1e3;else if(~~i<200)i=200;r.height=i}if("link"===t.message)if(a=d.createElement("a"),i=d.createElement("a"),a.href=r.getAttribute("src"),i.href=t.value,i.host===a.host)if(d.activeElement===r)c.top.location.href=t.value}}},e)c.addEventListener("message",c.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),d.addEventListener("DOMContentLoaded",t,!1),c.addEventListener("load",t,!1);function t(){if(!o){o=!0;for(var e,t,r,a=-1!==navigator.appVersion.indexOf("MSIE 10"),i=!!navigator.userAgent.match(/Trident.*rv:11\./),s=d.querySelectorAll("iframe.wp-embedded-content"),n=0;n<s.length;n++){if(!(r=(t=s[n]).getAttribute("data-secret")))r=Math.random().toString(36).substr(2,10),t.src+="#?secret="+r,t.setAttribute("data-secret",r);if(a||i)(e=t.cloneNode(!0)).removeAttribute("security"),t.parentNode.replaceChild(e,t);t.contentWindow.postMessage({message:"ready",secret:r},"*")}}}}(window,document); </script> https://www.magicalquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Richie-Finestra.jpg250280So this is my story clouded by lost brain cells, self-aggrandizement, and maybe a little bullshit, but how could it not be, this fucking life? Hey, you know what? Let me just shut up, put the record on for you, drop the needle, and crank up the fucking volume.