People always clap for the wrong things.
Mothers are all slightly insane.
Lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking about something that doesn’t interest you most.
Life is a game, boy. Life is a game that one plays according to the rules.
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn’t rub out even half the “F*** you” signs in the world. It’s impossible.
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
I’m always saying “Glad to’ve met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
