April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.
All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it.
Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magicians, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Adam was but human – this explains it all. He did not want the apple for the apple’s sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething.
A man may have no bad habits and have worse.
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
A home without a cat – and a well-fed, well-petted, and properly revered cat – may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.
