And I didn’t need telepathy, either. Ask any woman you’ve ever had a relationship with: I guarantee she knew she was second best. A placeholder, till the one you actually wanted came home.
Always, always give them a free out that they’ll never have a chance to use.
Always f*** with people’s expectations, sunshine. It’s good for their circulation.
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
A bore or an uggo might manage not to get up anyone’s nose, but if a girl’s got brains and looks and personality, she’s going to pi** someone off, somewhere along the way.
‘Mental’ isn’t a reason. It comes in an awful lot of flavors, most of them are non-violent, and every single one of them has some kind of logic, whether or not it makes sense to you and me.