All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
All cruel people describe themselves as paragons of frankness!
Accept whatever situation you cannot improve.
A woman’s charm is fifty percent illusion.
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
A bedroom is just as nice as whoever sleeps in it with you.
A b**ch is no match for a lady except in a brass bed, honey, and sometimes not even there.