Alphie Quotes

What’s your name, Little Sim? What’d they call you? What do you like?[Joshua Taylor]Candy.[Alphie]Hell no. Pick something else.[Joshua Taylor]But I like candy.[Alphie]Well, Candy’s occupied. We got a full residency in Las Vegas, all right? So, you pick something else you like.[Joshua Taylor]

What do you want, sweetie?[Kami]For robots to be free.[Alphie]Oh, we don’t have that in the fridge. How about ice cream?[Kami]

To be free.[Airline Robot: What is the purpose of your travel?]

Are you going to heaven?[Alphie]No.[Joshua Taylor]Why not?[Alphie]You gotta be a good person to go to heaven.[Joshua Taylor]Then we’re the same. We can’t go to heaven. Because you’re not good. And I’m not a person.[Alphie]

My name is not “bot”. My name is Alphie. Remember?[Joshua Taylor: Hey, little bot. Pay attention.]

If you’re not a robot, how were you made?[Alphie]My parents made me.[Joshua Taylor]Where are they now?[Alphie]Off. They’re up in heaven.[Joshua Taylor]What’s heaven?[Alphie]It’s a peaceful place in the sky.[Joshua Taylor]