They tell you, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is, on occasion, hilarious.
They don’t like it when you shoot at them. I worked that out myself.
There’s a lot of fine ways to die. I ain’t waiting for the Alliance to choose mine.
The woods are the only place I can see a clear path.
The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.[to Jayne]
Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back. Look, wife or no, you are no one’s property to be tossed aside. You got the right, same as anyone, to live and try to kill people.[to Saffron]
See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with. Long as she does it quiet-like.[to Simon, about River]
See how I’m not punching him? I think I’ve grown.[to Inara, about Atherton]
Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.
No, they don’t. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.[Derrial Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God.]
No one’s killing any folk today on account of we got a very tight schedule.
Mercy is the mark of a great man.[stabs Atherton shallowly]Guess I’m just a good man. [stabs him again]Well, I’m alright.
