If they take the ship, they’ll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we’re very, very lucky, they’ll do it in that order.[to Simon, about Reavers]
You don’t know me, son, so let me explain this to you once. If I ever kill you, you’ll be awake. You’ll be facing me, and you’ll be armed.[to Simon]
Why, is there someone you are good at talking to?[Simon Tam: This may come as a shock, but I’m actually not very good at talking to girls.]
They wouldn’t arrest me if we got boarded. I’m just the pilot. I can always say that I was flying the ship by accident.
Physical appearance doesn’t matter so terribly. You look for compatibility of spirit. There’s an energy about a person that’s difficult to hide. You try to feel that…[to Kaylee]
One of the virtues of not being puritanical about sex is not feeling embarrassed afterwards. You should look into it.[to Mal]
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Man is stronger by far than woman… yet only woman can create a child. Does that seem right to you?[to Inara]