Mike Milo Quotes

I used to be a lot of things, but I’m not now. And I’ll tell you something. This macho thing is overrated. Works perfect for him, but it’s overrated. Just people trying to be macho to show that they’ve got grit. That’s about all they end up with. And you sit there and let a bull step all over you, and you let a horse throw you 50 feet in the air. What an idiot. Only an idiot would be in a profession like that. It’s like anything else in life. You think you got all the answers, then you realize as you get old, that you don’t have any of them. By the time you figure it out, it’s too late.

The day Macho sits up here is the day I barbecue his ass.

Pretty hard to sell a horse that you can’t ride.

I was just gonna say, “Howard, I’ve always thought of you as a small, weak, and gutless man.” But, you know, there’s no reason to be rude.[to Howard]

We’re all somebody’s children.

We all have to make choices in life, kid. You have to make yours.

Usually when a woman laughs like that, a man’s fly is open.[to Leta]

Guy wants to name his cock “Macho”… It’s okay by me.