You know, if people actually knew what you did in here, they wouldn’t trust you to give them a f*****g aspirin.
Over the years I committed a petty crime here or there. It’s how a man survives in the city. But the two who drag me into serious malfeasance are a society lady and a f*****g nun.
I’m going with you ’cause I want to punch out a nun. Figured a good left hook would get right through that habit.