I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.[to Vicki]
You’re beautiful in an old-fashioned kind of way. But I’m sure we can make you more today.[to Vicki]
You must possess strength to inflict pain.[to Bob]
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?[to Bruce]
Winged freak terrorizes. Wait till they get a load of me.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Sometimes I just kill myself!
So much to do and so little time.[repeated line]
Watch now on:
Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Jack is dead, my friend. You can call me “Joker.” And as you can see, I’m a lot happier.[to Carl Grissom]
It’s not exactly a normal world, is it?[Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let’s face it. You’re not exactly normal, are you?]
It’s as though we were made for each other. Beauty and the beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you “beast,” I’ll rip their lungs out.[to Vicki]
