Life is a comedy, written by a sadistic comedy writer.
When it’s right, I think you just know it.
Love is an emotion. And emotions are not rational. You fall in love. You fall. You lose control.
Timing is everything in life. The worst mistake that you can make in business, is being pre-mature.
Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ But the examined one, is no bargain.
Unrequited love kills more people in a year than tuberculosis.
Too bad the Jewish religion doesn’t have an afterlife. They’d get a lot more customers.
Some people only understand a good punch in the nose.
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When a Jew cooks something it’s always over cooked. They wanna make sure to kill all the germs.
There’s nothing sexy about a commercial transaction.
So what is age? Nothing means anything if you are actually in love.
In the matters of the heart, people do foolish things.
