Life is a comedy, written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Love is an emotion. And emotions are not rational. You fall in love. You fall. You lose control.
Timing is everything in life. The worst mistake that you can make in business, is being pre-mature.
Unrequited love kills more people in a year than tuberculosis.
Some people only understand a good punch in the nose.
Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ But the examined one, is no bargain.
When it’s right, I think you just know it.
When a Jew cooks something it’s always over cooked. They wanna make sure to kill all the germs.
Too bad the Jewish religion doesn’t have an afterlife. They’d get a lot more customers.
There’s nothing sexy about a commercial transaction.
So what is age? Nothing means anything if you are actually in love.
In the matters of the heart, people do foolish things.