Life is a comedy, written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Love is an emotion. And emotions are not rational. You fall in love. You fall. You lose control.
When it’s right, I think you just know it.
Timing is everything in life. The worst mistake that you can make in business, is being pre-mature.
Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ But the examined one, is no bargain.
Unrequited love kills more people in a year than tuberculosis.
Too bad the Jewish religion doesn’t have an afterlife. They’d get a lot more customers.
Some people only understand a good punch in the nose.
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When a Jew cooks something it’s always over cooked. They wanna make sure to kill all the germs.
There’s nothing sexy about a commercial transaction.
So what is age? Nothing means anything if you are actually in love.
In the matters of the heart, people do foolish things.
