Life is a comedy, written by a sadistic comedy writer.
Socrates said, ‘The unexamined life is not worth living.’ But the examined one, is no bargain.
Love is an emotion. And emotions are not rational. You fall in love. You fall. You lose control.
When it’s right, I think you just know it.
When a Jew cooks something it’s always over cooked. They wanna make sure to kill all the germs.
Unrequited love kills more people in a year than tuberculosis.
Too bad the Jewish religion doesn’t have an afterlife. They’d get a lot more customers.
Timing is everything in life. The worst mistake that you can make in business, is being pre-mature.
There’s nothing sexy about a commercial transaction.
Some people only understand a good punch in the nose.
So what is age? Nothing means anything if you are actually in love.
In the matters of the heart, people do foolish things.