If you want to be a good archeologist, you got to get out of the library!
We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away.
You don’t have to get sore all the time just to prove how tough you are.[to Mutt]
Treat her right, kid. You only get one and sometimes not for that long.[Mutt Williams: Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms, either.]
That was before I was your father![Mutt Williams: What happened to, “There’s not a damn thing wrong with it, kid, and don’t let anybody else tell you any different”? You don’t remember saying that?]
Oh, Marion, you had to go and get yourself kidnapped.
I barely recognize this country anymore. The government’s got us seeing Communists in our soup.
Dance on your own dime, will you?[watching Mutt jump around, trying to get scorpions off of himself]
Watch now on:
Damn, I thought that was closer.[after a failed swing from his whip]
