I’m not gonna die here.
I’m gonna be taking a craft over in international waters without permission. Which, by definition, makes me a pirate. Mark Watney: Space Pirate.
I don’t mean to sound arrogant or anything, but I am the greatest botanist on this planet.
F*** you Mars.
I get to go faster than any man in the history of space travel. Because you’re launching me in a convertible.