Get me some coffee. Half-and-half, three Sweet ‘N Lows. In a real cup. Not one of those paper or Styrofoam things. All right. Let’s secure all nuclear sites. Get me our expert on North Korea. Then I want to speak with the Premiere of North Korea on a secure line. After that, I wanna speak with the Russians, the Chinese, the British and the French. And set up a press conference. In that order.

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