Our foe did not come only to destroy our things or our people. They came to desecrate a way of life. To foul our beliefs, trample our freedom. And in this, not only did they fail, they granted us the greatest gift. A chance at our rebirth. We will rise. Renewed. Stronger and united. This is our time, our chance to get back to the best of who we are.
Get me some coffee. Half-and-half, three Sweet ‘N Lows. In a real cup. Not one of those paper or Styrofoam things. All right. Let’s secure all nuclear sites. Get me our expert on North Korea. Then I want to speak with the Premiere of North Korea on a secure line. After that, I wanna speak with the Russians, the Chinese, the British and the French. And set up a press conference. In that order.
There is no again. You’re gonna die down there alone cut off from the rest of the world. My advice? Save the last bullet for yourself. ‘Cause if you don’t, I’m gonna stick my knife through your brain. But don’t worry, I’m gonna leak the photos of your body to the press. You know, ’cause I know you like that kind of s***.