Oh, yah, the Best Quotes from FX Series Fargo

Last updated on Dec 5th, 2020

Oh, yah, the Best Quotes from FX Series Fargo

Based on the film of the same name by Joel and Ethan Coen, Fargo is an American anthology television series created for FX by Noah Hawley.

The series follows the stories of characters from different periods who are involved in murders, intrigue, deceptions, and criminal activities. All of these stories somehow mysteriously lead back to Fargo, a city in North Dakota.

Well, heck, enough for an introduction, let’s go to the quotes now.

Season 1

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What if you’re right, and they’re wrong?S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma

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The key to life is happiness.S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road

Lorne Malvo season 1
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Just one word. Yes or no.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma

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Your problem is you have spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t. We used to be gorillas. All we had is what we could take and defend.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma

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Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say there’d be dragons here. Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma

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There are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep5: The Six Ungraspables

Lester Nygaard season 1
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Which one makes the biggest hole?Lester Nygaard, S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road

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Let’s just say there’s a lot of blood.Lester Nygaard, S1.Ep7: Who Shaves the Barber?

You are gonna look through every goddamn mug book in the state.

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You’re gonna look through every goddamn mug book in the state. And you’re gonna find this guy. And you’re gonna call Bemidji. And you’re gonna tell them that you screwed up… You… Absolving the rest of us of any dips***tery.Ben Schmidt, S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road

Stavros Milos season 1
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Kill or be killed.Stavros Milos, S1.Ep4: Eating the Blame

Ari Ziskind season 1
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Only a fool thinks he can solve the world’s problems.Ari Ziskind, S1.Ep5: The Six Ungraspables

Molly Solverson season 1
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Heck of a lot of bullets for a fender bender.Molly Solverson, S1.Ep6: Buridan's Ass

Bill Oswalt season 1
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That’s just how it is sometimes. Life. You know, you go to bed unsatisfied. They’re calling lottery numbers on the TV, and you get the first few, and already in your mind, you’re buying a jet or a fjord or whatever, but it’s just not meant to be. It’s just not meant to be.Bill Oswalt, S1.Ep8: The Heap

Season 2

Mike Milligan season 2
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And isn’t that a minor miracle? The state of the world today and the level of conflict and misunderstanding, that two men could stand on a lonely road in winter and talk calmly and rationally, while all around them, people are losing their mind.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep2: Before the Law

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If you want me to take you seriously, you have to be a serious person.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep5: The Gift of the Magi

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If the goal is to kill those who oppress you, what does it matter who goes first?Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

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Sometimes the answer is so obvious you can’t see it because you’re looking too hard.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

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The past can no more become the future than the future can become the past.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

Floyd Gerhardt season 2
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A deal is always better than war.Floyd Gerhardt, S2.Ep4: Fear and Trembling

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We all got a role to play. You need to take my example. Be a leader. This is our time. No such thing as men’s work, women’s work anymore.Floyd Gerhardt, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros

Dodd Gerhardt season 2
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Being grown’s got a price. Kid gets slapped when he’s bad. When you’re grown, you get the fist. Or the knife.Dodd Gerhardt, S2.Ep5: The Gift of the Magi

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Some career advice. A whore’s life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-d**k sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.Dodd Gerhardt, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros

Peggy Blumquist season 2
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Life’s a journey, and the one thing you don’t do on a journey is stay in one place.Peggy Blumquist, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros

Lou Solverson season 2
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I own two pairs of shoes, a summer pair and one for winter. We’re not meant to have more than we can handle.Lou Solverson, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

Bear Gerhardt season 2
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It doesn’t matter what you mean. It’s what you do.Bear Gerhardt, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

Season 3

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Perception of reality becomes reality.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy

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The shallow end of the pool is where the turds float.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy

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Things of consequence rarely happen by accident.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy

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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?V.M. Varga, S3.Ep9: Aporia

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At some level, food knows it’s food.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love

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One’s eyes can be deceived. We see what we believe, not the other way around.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love

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Human beings, you see, have no inherent value other than the money they earn. Cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well, they have negative value.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love

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Agent Burgle. Gloria. Trust me. The future is certain. And when it comes, you will know without question, your place in the world. Until then, we’ve said all there is to say. Any further debate would be simply wasting our breath. And if there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s waste. Goodbye.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love

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You don’t have to like the truth for it to be true.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep5: The House of Special Purpose

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You think the world is something, then it turns out to be something else.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep9: Aporia

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There’s violence to knowing the world isn’t what you thought.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love

Emmit Stussy season 3
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Whether you step off the board with one foot or two, you still end up in the water.Emmit Stussy, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy

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A lie is not a lie if you believe it’s true.Emmit Stussy, S3.Ep9: Aporia

Nikki Swango season 3
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Remember. Richest guy in the room is always the boss.Nikki Swango, S3.Ep4: The Narrow Escape Problem

Ray Stussy season 3
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Buck, if I wanted an opinion from an a**hole, I’d ask my own. Got it?Ray Stussy, S3.Ep4: The Narrow Escape Problem

Season 4

History is made up of the actions of individuals. And yet, none of us can know at the time we act that we are making history. - Ethelrida Pearl Smutney (Fargo Quotes)
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History is made up of the actions of individuals. And yet, none of us can know at the time we act that we are making history.Ethelrida Pearl Smutney, S4.Ep1: Welcome to the Alternate Economy

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History is a form of memory. But what does it mean to remember? We think, naturally, of our own past, our lives day by day, and through them we see the events of our times. We are black and white, rich and poor, foreign-born and domestic. And yet, if our pasts are separate, then aren’t our histories separate, too? Segregated? Ask yourself: who writes the books? Who chooses what we remember and what gets forgotten?Ethelrida Pearl Smutney, S4.Ep11: Storia Americana

I'm not your father, but I'm responsible for you. These people inside, they're your blood. But do they love you? Do they respect you? You know how you know? They get down on your level, they look you in the eye. That's when you know you're not just along for the ride. - Loy Cannon (Fargo Quotes)
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Every average Joe wants one thing, and that’s to seem rich.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep1: Welcome to the Alternate Economy

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I’m not your father, but I’m responsible for you. These people inside, they’re your blood. But do they love you? Do they respect you? You know how you know? They get down on your level, they look you in the eye. That’s when you know you’re not just along for the ride.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep2: The Land of Taking and Killing

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Nobody is dumb and smart at the same time.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep4: The Pretend War

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I’m not just fighting a few Italians. I’m fighting 400 years of history. I’m fighting a mindset.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep6: Camp Elegance

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Every country has its own type of criminal. In America, we got the confidence man. Snake oil salesman, grifter. He don’t rob you as much as trick you into robbing yourself. See, ’cause in America, people want to believe. They got that dream. And a dreamer, you can fleece.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep7: Lay Away

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You’re always losing. Till you win. That’s why it’s called an underdog.Loy Cannon, S4.Ep10: Happy

My pop didn't claw his way out of the plebeian dynasty so that his sons could end up in middle management. You want to be mayor? I want my kids to be president. - Josto Fadda (Fargo Quotes)
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My pop didn’t claw his way out of the plebeian dynasty so that his sons could end up in middle management. You want to be mayor? I want my kids to be president.Josto Fadda, S4.Ep2: The Land of Taking and Killing

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You know why America loves a crime story? Because America is a crime story.Josto Fadda, S4.Ep5: The Birthplace of Civilization

When our days are at an end, and we stand before the Lord, he will weigh the color of our immortal souls and judge us lacking, have we not shown an unflagging commitment to excellence in his name. And if we have failed in our devotion to him, then you and I are going straight to the hot place. And Oraetta Mayflower has no intention of sweating out eternity at the end of the devil's pitchfork. - Oraetta Mayflower (Fargo Quotes)
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When our days are at an end, and we stand before the Lord, he will weigh the color of our immortal souls and judge us lacking, have we not shown an unflagging commitment to excellence in his name. And if we have failed in our devotion to him, then you and I are going straight to the hot place. And Oraetta Mayflower has no intention of sweating out eternity at the end of the devil’s pitchfork.Oraetta Mayflower, S4.Ep2: The Land of Taking and Killing

They call me Deafy on account of I hear what I want to hear. - Dick Wickware (Fargo Quotes)
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Captain Hanhuck, I can safely say you blasphemy more than any man I’ve ever met. And I’ve been to Cleveland.Dick Wickware, S4.Ep3: Raddoppiarlo

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They call me Deafy on account of I hear what I want to hear.Dick Wickware, S4.Ep3: Raddoppiarlo

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You want to die like a man, you got to live like a man.Dick Wickware, S4.Ep8: The Nadir

Hubris to think that you can control things. That's why God created tornadoes. To remind us. - Doctor Senator (Fargo Quotes)
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Hubris to think that you can control things. That’s why God created tornadoes. To remind us.Doctor Senator, S4.Ep3: Raddoppiarlo

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There ain’t a monster on Earth tougher than an orphan in a box.Constant Calamita, S4.Ep5: The Birthplace of Civilization

Only a fool thinks the world's gonna stay exactly as it was. - Rabbi Milligan (Fargo Quotes)
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Only a fool thinks the world’s gonna stay exactly as it was.Rabbi Milligan, S4.Ep9: East/West

It's s***, no? The old way for the old world. Brothers, uncles, cousins. We live in the new world now. We need a new way. - Ebal Violante (Fargo Quotes)
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It’s s***, no? The old way for the old world. Brothers, uncles, cousins. We live in the new world now. We need a new way.Ebal Violante, S4.Ep11: Storia Americana

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