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Oh, yah, the Best Quotes from FX Series Fargo

Last updated on Nov 28th, 2018

Oh, yah, the Best Quotes from FX Series Fargo

Fargo is due to big expectations could be a total failure, but thanks to the many talented people who participated in the creation of this series, it is not.

FX has based series on the movie of the same name from creators Joel and Ethan Coen (who are the executive producers of the series), which won two Academy Awards, for Best Actress in a Leading Role (Frances McDormand), and the Screenplay (Coen brothers).

List of famous actors is long. Martin Freeman (The Hobbit, Sherlock), Billy Bob Thornton (Sling Blade), Allison Tolman, Colin Hanks (King Kong), Bob Odenkirk (Breaking Bad), Kirsten Dunst (Spider-Man), Patrick Wilson (The Conjuring), Jesse Plemons (Black Mass), Jean Smart (The Accountant), Ted Danson (Saving Private Ryan), Ewan McGregor (Trainspotting), Carrie Coon (Gone Girl), Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Live Free or Die Hard), and David Thewlis (The Big Lebowski) are just some of the names who are, with their talent and effort raised up this TV show to the next level. In addition to the great acting, the key to success lies in an atmosphere where snow and ice are the most memorable supporting actors. All in all, Noah Hawley did a good job. Fargo is worthy of the original.

Well, heck, enough for an introduction, let’s go on the quotes now.

Season 1

What-if-youre-right,-and-theyre-wrong
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What if you’re right, and they’re wrong?S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
The-key-to-life-is-happiness.
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The key to life is happiness.S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road
Lorne Malvo season 1
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Just one word. Yes or no.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
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Your problem is you have spent your whole life thinking there are rules. There aren’t. We used to be gorillas. All we had is what we could take and defend.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
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Because some roads you shouldn’t go down. Because maps used to say there’d be dragons here. Now they don’t. But that don’t mean the dragons aren’t there.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep1: The Crocodile's Dilemma
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There are no saints in the animal kingdom. Only breakfast and dinner.Lorne Malvo, S1.Ep5: The Six Ungraspables
Lester Nygaard season 1
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Which one makes the biggest hole?Lester Nygaard, S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road
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Let’s just say there’s a lot of blood.Lester Nygaard, S1.Ep7: Who Shaves the Barber?
You are gonna look through every goddamn mug book in the state.
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You’re gonna look through every goddamn mug book in the state. And you’re gonna find this guy. And you’re gonna call Bemidji. And you’re gonna tell them that you screwed up… You… Absolving the rest of us of any dips***tery.Ben Schmidt, S1.Ep3: A Muddy Road
Stavros Milos season 1
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Kill or be killed.Stavros Milos, S1.Ep4: Eating the Blame
Ari Ziskind season 1
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Only a fool thinks he can solve the world’s problems.Ari Ziskind, S1.Ep5: The Six Ungraspables
Molly Solverson season 1
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Heck of a lot of bullets for a fender bender.Molly Solverson, S1.Ep6: Buridan's Ass
Bill Oswalt season 1
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That’s just how it is sometimes. Life. You know, you go to bed unsatisfied. They’re calling lottery numbers on the TV, and you get the first few, and already in your mind, you’re buying a jet or a fjord or whatever, but it’s just not meant to be. It’s just not meant to be.Bill Oswalt, S1.Ep8: The Heap

Season 2

Mike Milligan season 2
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And isn’t that a minor miracle? The state of the world today and the level of conflict and misunderstanding, that two men could stand on a lonely road in winter and talk calmly and rationally, while all around them, people are losing their mind.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep2: Before the Law
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If you want me to take you seriously, you have to be a serious person.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep5: The Gift of the Magi
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If the goal is to kill those who oppress you, what does it matter who goes first?Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!
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Sometimes the answer is so obvious you can’t see it because you’re looking too hard.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!
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The past can no more become the future than the future can become the past.Mike Milligan, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!
Floyd Gerhardt season 2
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A deal is always better than war.Floyd Gerhardt, S2.Ep4: Fear and Trembling
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We all got a role to play. You need to take my example. Be a leader. This is our time. No such thing as men’s work, women’s work anymore.Floyd Gerhardt, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros
Dodd Gerhardt season 2
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Being grown’s got a price. Kid gets slapped when he’s bad. When you’re grown, you get the fist. Or the knife.Dodd Gerhardt, S2.Ep5: The Gift of the Magi
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Some career advice. A whore’s life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-d**k sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette.Dodd Gerhardt, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros
Peggy Blumquist season 2
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Life’s a journey, and the one thing you don’t do on a journey is stay in one place.Peggy Blumquist, S2.Ep6: Rhinoceros
Lou Solverson season 2
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I own two pairs of shoes, a summer pair and one for winter. We’re not meant to have more than we can handle.Lou Solverson, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!
Bear Gerhardt season 2
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It doesn’t matter what you mean. It’s what you do.Bear Gerhardt, S2.Ep7: Did You Do This? No, You Did It!

Season 3

V.M. Varga season 3
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Perception of reality becomes reality.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy
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The shallow end of the pool is where the turds float.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy
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Things of consequence rarely happen by accident.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy
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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?V.M. Varga, S3.Ep9: Aporia
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At some level, food knows it’s food.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love
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One’s eyes can be deceived. We see what we believe, not the other way around.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love
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Human beings, you see, have no inherent value other than the money they earn. Cats have value, for example, because they provide pleasure to the humans. But a deadbeat on welfare? Well, they have negative value.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love
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Agent Burgle. Gloria. Trust me. The future is certain. And when it comes, you will know without question, your place in the world. Until then, we’ve said all there is to say. Any further debate would be simply wasting our breath. And if there’s one thing I can’t abide, it’s waste. Goodbye.V.M. Varga, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love
Gloria Burgle season 3
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You don’t have to like the truth for it to be true.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep5: The House of Special Purpose
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You think the world is something, then it turns out to be something else.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep9: Aporia
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There’s violence to knowing the world isn’t what you thought.Gloria Burgle, S3.Ep10: Somebody to Love
Emmit Stussy season 3
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Whether you step off the board with one foot or two, you still end up in the water.Emmit Stussy, S3.Ep6: The Lord of No Mercy
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A lie is not a lie if you believe it’s true.Emmit Stussy, S3.Ep9: Aporia
Nikki Swango season 3
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Remember. Richest guy in the room is always the boss.Nikki Swango, S3.Ep4: The Narrow Escape Problem
Ray Stussy season 3
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Buck, if I wanted an opinion from an a**hole, I’d ask my own. Got it?Ray Stussy, S3.Ep4: The Narrow Escape Problem

Do you like the Fargo? Just one word, Yes or No?