Now, honestly, what’s the point of being a billionaire if I can’t have somebody killed?
Like the sign says, he is a hard man for hard times. And by “he” I mean me.
It’s funny how one’s tireless moralizing can become so tiring.[to Graves]
It starts as an itch. I want a new pair of shoes or maybe the minivan finally gives up the ghost. And just like that you’re in debt.
If you don’t know what freedom is, I don’t think me saying the words out loud is going to teach you.[to Meyer]
If a man is pure, his actions are only ever good.
I’m a sheriff of the American Constitution. Bound by duty, blood, and tradition to enforce what is right and to prosecute what is wrong. And the law, my friends, has very little to do with it. 5.2[to Joaquin and Meyer]
I know you think I’m this kind of perfect woman, wife, mother, but you know, even I got a breaking point. [to Wayne]
I am the law around here. Removable only by the governor or my constituents, who love me, by the way, because I say what I want and I do as I please. And I know the difference between right and wrong.
Everyone loves a lender, not so much the repo man.
Don’t feel bad. You’re not alone. Over 90% of American adults are debtors. In the red, living beyond their means. Kids waiting in the wings.[to Indira]
A rabbit screams because a rabbit is caught. Knows only that it wants to live.[to Gator]