Some very bad things live a very long time.
Relax, I’ll sleep over there. I’ve had enough tragedy for one night.
Reality is definitely not what it used to be.
Okay, Diana? Make sure your brother doesn’t fall off the bed. Oh, and no making him float either.
Nothing works all the time.
Kelly, you’re too young to appreciate the irony of this, but the car we’re driving belonged to a woman who tried to kill me. Of course I tried to kill her too. It was all very complicated.
I’ll take a cold-blooded murder over an unsolvable ancient riddle about the universe any day. The only Big Bang Theory I wanna deal with is the one from a gun.
I can’t have another baby. I don’t even know where the first one is.
Dude, join the misunderstood.
Don’t mess with a man’s afterlife.
Don’t hate me anymore, Nick. For our son’s sake, we can’t be like we were.
Bad memories are like, you know, little bunnies. They get scared, they run back down the hall, they hide. They can be a b**ch to get out again.