Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
Darkness is a funny thing. It creeps up in you.
Well, I know your secret too. Better hope I don’t talk in my sleep.
As long as we’re digging up the past, we may as well dig up your mother.
Trickle-down economics may stink, but trickle-down support smells like pizza, roses and, I assume, Viola Davis.
If that’s a joke, I love it. If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you.[Rebecca Welton: Ms. Welton’s my father.]
When did Harry Potter become James Bond?
War is war, but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing? As if men need more reasons to fear marriage.
Instinct’s a funny thing.
If that’s your sense of humour, there’s something wrong with your wiring. Time for the funny farm.
Which one makes the biggest hole?
