The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.
Dear God. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring.
The man(Ned Stark) was a traitor, he tried to buy my loyalty! The fool…he had no idea you were already bought! Are you drunk?! I’ll not have my honour questioned by an imp! I’m not questioning your honour, Lord Janos…I’m denying its existence!
Darkness is a funny thing. It creeps up in you.
As long as we’re digging up the past, we may as well dig up your mother.
When did Harry Potter become James Bond?
Instinct’s a funny thing.
If that’s your sense of humour, there’s something wrong with your wiring. Time for the funny farm.
Which one makes the biggest hole?
What type of computer do you have? And please don’t say a white one.
American Beauty” is a rom-com compared to the holidays with my family.
The only way she’d be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
