Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. There again, he used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup.
You wanna be a bit more careful about your health, son. In the last half hour, you’ve done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning.[to Roy]
Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she’s gonna find her kettle’s been knackered, her kitchen’s been turned into a Turkish bath and she’s got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of the cage. And we’re gonna say paint fumes?[to Rodney]
I’ve always been an achiever. I’ve never actually achieved nothing, mind you, but I’ve always been in with a shout.
He’s cool, I like it. I tell you, if he wasn’t so white I’d swear he was black.[to Del Boy, about Rodney]