Your dad always said that one day Del Boy would reach the top. There again, he used to say that one day Millwall would win the cup.
He’s a Trotter. What more can you say about the man? A couple of years ago I went down the local library and read some ancient manuscripts written by the Elders of Peckham. Did you know, five hundred years ago this was a green and peaceful area? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik-Fit exhaust centre now stands. Flaxon-haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medievil day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr. Before you knew it the flaxon-haired maidens were up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole. A hundred years after that, the Black Death arrived in England. The people of Peckham thought their luck had changed.[to Mike]
Look Del, it’s not my fault, it’s the brewery. They’ve brought in this revolutionary new rule. From now on customers have to pay for their drinks.
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I know just the bloke. He had a family bereavement recently. He could do with a good laugh.[Del Boy: Listen, do you reckon you could get one of your mechanics to have a look at my van?]