Public enemy number one? But he only left Tuesday![watching a news report about Del’s double]
The only time my clothes look fashionable is when I’m watching UK Gold.[to Rodney]
Derek, will you get it into your thick skull: I’m not trying to meet intelligent and sensitive people, I’m happy with you!
As I’ve said to you before, women are from Venus, men are from Peckham.[to Cassandra about Del Boy and Rodney]