All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
You know what the scariest part is? What if there’s only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that’s it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman… for her.
I hate his underwear. one time I brought a pair marked XS and let me tell you there’s no room for anything excess in there.
You know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys. You could be one of those guys.[to Chandler]