All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing’s right. And that’s what deathbeds are for.
If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.[to Rachel]
What you guys don’t understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part of it.
This guy says “hello,” I wanna kill myself.[Ross Geller: Hi.]
You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.[to Jill]
You know what the scariest part is? What if there’s only one woman for everybody, you know? I mean, what if you get one woman, and that’s it? Unfortunately, in my case, there was only one woman… for her.
Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?[looking at her first paycheck]
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What the hell are you doing, you scared the crap out of me!
Well, you know, these people are pros. They know what they’re doing. They take their time. They get the job done.[Joey Tribbiani: Your folks are really that bad, huh?]
Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend, who… my parents actually preferred.[Monica Geller: You’re an only child, right? You don’t have any of this.]
Sounds like a date to me.[Monica Geller: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It’s just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.]
