You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It’s a goldfish. You know why? Got a ten-second memory.
You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. And you know what? I was right. Yeah, it’s horrible.[to Rebecca]
You know how they say that youth is wasted on the young? Well, I say don’t let the wisdom of age be wasted on you.[to Roy]
You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don’t wanna hear it. All right?[to Roy]
Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone’s made a horrible mistake.[Rebecca Welton: How do you take your tea?]
Well, Trent, I’m gonna put it the same way the US Supreme Court did back in 1964 when they defined pornography. It ain’t easy to explain, but you know it when you see it.[[Trent Crimm: I’m just curious. Could you explain the offside rule?]
This woman right here is strong, confident and powerful. Boss, I tell ya, I’d hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle, but I wouldn’t be able to take my eyes off it either.[to Rebecca]