Life is so much easier when you’re numb.
If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.
The mind is a den of scorpions better left running from, not towards.
Problems, they’re like mushrooms. The longer you leave them in the dark, the bigger they get.
Sometimes it’s easier to figure out someone else’s secret than it is to deal with your own.
Rick, what about the reality we left behind?[Morty Smith]What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don’t think about it.[Rick Sanchez]
No union built on running from your problems lasts more than five years, seven tops.
In times of triangulation, it’s best to stay awkwardly quiet.
You’re down here bailing on the rest of us because you don’t want to process your grief and shame like a normal person, by drinking and mistreating strangers.[to Birdperson]
Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years. Which I’m looking forward to. It’s an Amish technique. It’s like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.
Hey, could we do this later? I kinda got a lot going on.[Carmen ‘Carmy’ Berzatto]Yeah. I also have a lot going on. Did you know I recently had a brother die too?[Natalie ‘Sugar’ Berzatto]
To get to my office, I have to walk through the cafeteria. So, now I go to work before dawn, and I come home after dark just so I don’t have to see her body on that hill.[to Juliette, about Allison]
