Mike Wheeler Quotes

If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.

You’re treating her like some kind of machine when she’s not a machine, and I don’t want her to die looking for the flayed when they’ve obviously vanished off the face of the Earth. So can we please just come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again.[about Eleven]

If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?[to Will]

That’s totally against the rules.[Mike Wheeler]I make my own rules.[Eleven]

I guess girlfriends don’t lie, they spy.[to Max]

I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done.[to Will]

If I get in good with these guys, I’ll be in the popular crowd, and then you guys will be too.[Lucas Sinclair]Has it ever occurred to you that we don’t want to be popular?[Mike Wheeler]

[looks at Dustin’s bruised face] Holy s***.[Mike Wheeler]Yep. Bike crash. Flew headfirst into a light post. Look, I’m sorry about missing the crawl, about everything.[Dustin Henderson]It’s not your fault. Don’t beat yourself up.[Mike Wheeler]Yeah, looks like he already did.[Lucas Sinclair]

Everyone in Hawkins is scared s***less. Anyone who says they aren’t are full of it.