We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.
Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind.
Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!
I’ll tell you what. When we’re all done here, I’ll buy you a nice, big, family size bottle of top-shelf lube and I’ll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then I won’t. I just won’t do it.[to Hughie]
I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page.
I can’t just call Dad in the afterlife and be like, “Dad, could you just stop playing tennis with Hitler for a moment and take a quick call?”
Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!
So, Jonathan, how was the pull-out?
How’s my singing?[Jaskier]It’s like ordering a pie and finding it has no filling.[Geralt of Rivia]
You have the most incredible neck. It’s like a sexy goose.[to Véa]
You can’t kill me. There’ll be paperwork.
Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.
