I don’t understand why humans waste so much time resisting their desires. A rehabilitation center for drugs and sex.
I can’t go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I’ll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.
You’ve always been a man comfortable with compromise. I mean, after all, you fell in love with a Canadian.[to Niles]
You must have spent a third of your life standing in front of mirrors. My earliest childhood recollection is of you standing in front of a mirror. Up until I was four I thought you was twins.[to Del Boy]
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
Well, look at the way you’re dressed to begin with. You make Christmas tree look sombre. And God knows how you’ve got the courage to walk down dark alleys wearing all that gold. When they see you coming you must look like a mugger’s pension scheme.[to Del Boy, about his dressing]