Satire Quotes

Something smells… evil.[Sandalphon]Oh, that’ll be the Jeffrey Archer books, I’m afraid.[Aziraphale]

Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt on the coffin of epic poetry.

It’s weird how quickly what starts out as satire becomes the real thing these days.

Smells like an Abercrombie got f***еd by a 7-Eleven while Arby’s jerked off in the corner.

Satire just disappears if you don’t give it any oxygen.

Marriage is an institution that was created back when people died young. It was built on land ownership and procreation. These days, it’s mainly used to subjugate women and sell air fryers.

It’s kind of antisemitic to abort a potentially Jewish baby.

I would like to point out, I am licensed to carry concealed in this state.[Rebecca Falcone]I’d like to point out, Rebecca, that you don’t need a license to carry concealed in this state. That’s why we all wave at each other when we’re driving. Because everybody’s f***ing armed.[Tommy Norris]

I just don’t understand why we need oil when we can just power the world with billionaire big d*ck energy.

Humans are just like animals. Both are drawn to communal areas. This is why bars are called watering holes. Bars are also called church so that Irish men do not have to lie to their wives.

All rom-coms have an arc. Even “You’ve Got Mail” begins with Tom Hanks killing that cop.[to Morty]

Academia is the fifth circle of hell. It goes babies, musicals, magic, kale… academia.[to Gaby]