You may be a f*****g tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.[to Officer Ezekiel]
We’re liars by trade, we practice law.
Oh, hey, Nicole. How you doing? I thought the bleeding ulcers would have got you by now.
Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.
Did Google happen to say what became of me? Because I’d love to know.
You know, you’re f***ed when you literally see the writing on the wall.
This is not a real estate deal. It’s a court case. So either be a f*****g lawyer, or don’t be one. You know, go out to f*****g Santa Clarita and sell doll houses.[to Patty]
The only thing that’s not forgivable is murder. Anything else I’d say you can forgive people for.
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Some dogs refuse to lie. Some dogs you have to hit, kick while they’re down, in order to ensure they stay down.
Shaken confidence does not serve the client or the firm.
Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.
Listen, Father, I don’t mean to be an a**hole, but it’s part of my business.[to Father Anan]
