Shaken confidence does not serve the client or the firm.
Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.
Listen, Father, I don’t mean to be an a**hole, but it’s part of my business.[to Father Anan]
It’s not how many witnesses you have, it’s what they have to say that counts.
It burns you up to think I beat you. You want to hear something worse? I wasn’t even fighting you.[to Donald]
In law there is one great eternal truth: If anyone goes to prison, it’s the client, not the lawyer.
I’ve had the s*** beat out of me a lot of times. I just replenish with more s***.
I don’t hate you. That would take too much effort.[to Donald]
How or why you join a conspiracy doesn’t matter. Once you’re in, you’re in, and you’re f****d.
Good legal help’s hard to find. Blow jobs are easy.[to Brittany]
Give Donnie a kiss on the cheek, then go wash your mouth out with kerosene. For your own good, of course.[to Nicole]
Corporations keep general counsels in order to have someone to blame if things go badly.