You may be a f*****g tough guy, but I’m a crazy guy. The difference is crazy guys don’t give up.[to Officer Ezekiel]
We’re liars by trade, we practice law.
Oh, hey, Nicole. How you doing? I thought the bleeding ulcers would have got you by now.
Insurance companies make their money by not paying you. I mean, hell, they don’t even want to pay you when they owe it to you.
Did Google happen to say what became of me? Because I’d love to know.
You know, you’re f***ed when you literally see the writing on the wall.
This is not a real estate deal. It’s a court case. So either be a f*****g lawyer, or don’t be one. You know, go out to f*****g Santa Clarita and sell doll houses.[to Patty]
The only thing that’s not forgivable is murder. Anything else I’d say you can forgive people for.
Part of being a lawyer is knowing when you’re on to something.
Listen, Father, I don’t mean to be an a**hole, but it’s part of my business.[to Father Anan]
It’s not how many witnesses you have, it’s what they have to say that counts.
It burns you up to think I beat you. You want to hear something worse? I wasn’t even fighting you.[to Donald]
