Money Quotes

Is it that we collectively thought Steve Jobs was a great man, even when we knew he made billions off the backs of children? Or maybe it’s that it feels like all our heroes are counterfeit. The world itself’s just one big hoax. Spamming each other with our running commentary of bull**** masquerading as insight, our social media faking as intimacy. Or is it that we voted for this? Not with our rigged elections, but with our things, our property, our money. I’m not saying anything new, we all know why we do this, not because Hunger Games books makes us happy but because we wanna be sedated. Because it’s painful not to pretend, because we’re cowards. F*** society.

I am not a rich person. I am a poor person with money.

Imagine you were born in a poor family, in a poor city, in a poor country, and by the time you were 28 years old, you have so much money you can’t even count it. What do you do? You make your dreams come true.

Money is not peace of mind. Money is not happiness. Money is, at its essence, that measure of a man’s choices.

Money buys a man’s silence for a time. A bolt in the heart buys it forever.

I think if we spent the time we spend thinking about not spending money, spent that time on spending money, then it’d be time well spent.

There are no holidays when it’s my money.

When people get caught up in divorce, they forget there are some things in life that are more important than money.

What good is having all the money in the world if you can’t go home?

The money laundering aspect is fairly straightforward. But I gotta tell ya, the not-telling-your-wife aspect? Most people want to know why they suddenly got rich.

In Colombia, when money’s involved, blood inevitably flows.

There’s a lot of money to be made in scaring people.