Christ, you two. All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.[to Jesse about him and Walter]
What the hell is wrong with you? You act like you’re the first guy this ever happened to. I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad, okay? It’s a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.
We live to fight another day. And after a decent interval of time, well, there are other fish in the sea. You’ve been out of circulation for a while. You’ll be just amazed at what’s out there. Thailand, the Czech Republic, I mean, those women are so grateful to even be here.
Walter never told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best with just a right amount of dirty.
The money laundering aspect is fairly straightforward. But I gotta tell ya, the not-telling-your-wife aspect? Most people want to know why they suddenly got rich.
Let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.