Christ, you two. All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them.[to Jesse about him and Walter]
Walter never told me how lucky he was, prior to recent unfortunate events. Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers : only the very best with just a right amount of dirty.
The money laundering aspect is fairly straightforward. But I gotta tell ya, the not-telling-your-wife aspect? Most people want to know why they suddenly got rich.
Let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.
Did you not plan for this contingency? Well, next time, plan for it, would you? The Starship Enterprise had a self-destruct button. I’m just saying.