Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.
That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.
Wine is for drinking, not for selling.
Most things are a good excuse for a drink.
Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.
Drink from the well, replenish the well.
You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
The answer is simple. It’s nighttime. I’ll just break into that kid’s house and kill him. I’ll say one thing about whiskey: it’s allowing me to make smart, rational decisions.
It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
I just don’t need to drink to pretend to be cool.
When you’re drunk, the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours.
It’s 10:00 a.m.[Monster Girl]We’re the Guardians of the Globe, baby. If we can die at any time, we can drink at any time.[Rex Splode]
