You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.
It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
Wine is for drinking, not for sellin
When you’re drunk, the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours.
To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.
More drinking, less feeling.
I can’t get drunk. I mean, I’m only 25, and my drinking days are already over.
Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.
We have time to grab a drink? Or three?[to Luke]
They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
The best drinks have self-defining names.