That’s what I do. I drink and I know things.
You don’t know how to drink. Your whole generation, you drink for the wrong reasons. My generation, we drink because it’s good, because it feels better than unbuttoning your collar, because we deserve it. We drink because it’s what men do.
It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.
Don’t drink and drive. But if you do, call me.
Wine is for drinking, not for sellin
When you’re drunk, the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours.
To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.
Most things are a good excuse for a drink.
More drinking, less feeling.
I can’t get drunk. I mean, I’m only 25, and my drinking days are already over.
Free food always tastes good. Free drinks even better.
Drink from the well, replenish the well.
