To live one’s entire life without having a scotch or two is really not a life worth living.
The key is to be drunk so often, you can’t tell the difference between being drunk and sober.
The best drinks have self-defining names.
More drinking, less feeling.
Man, I’m gonna get s***-faced drunk again.
I pay for my own drinks. It’s cheaper than whatever it is you want from me.
I can’t get drunk. I mean, I’m only 25, and my drinking days are already over.
You’ll not turn to drink, will you?[Mark Antony]No, sir.[Lucius Vorenus]Well, you stoic types often do… when disappointed in life.[Mark Antony]
You know what nobody ever talks about with drunk driving? How fun it is.[to Blaire]
You can stand to eat a meal if you must. You can stand to make love if you’re able, but it’s impossible to stand and drink. It’s the act of a barbarian, an animal at the watering hole.
Whiskey, headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.
We have time to grab a drink? Or three?[to Luke]
