Man, I’m gonna get s***-faced drunk again.
I pay for my own drinks. It’s cheaper than whatever it is you want from me.
I can’t get drunk. I mean, I’m only 25, and my drinking days are already over.
Drink from the well, replenish the well.
Whiskey, headache, nausea, severe dehydration. Alcohol must not affect humans the way it does us. If it did, they obviously would never drink it.
We have time to grab a drink? Or three?[to Luke]
They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.
The best drinks have self-defining names.
Never trust a drunk.
If you’re going to drink, drink something you like.
If I thought you’d drink, I wouldn’t offer it to you.
How many drinks does it take to face your own mortality?
